Thursday, March 25, 2010

Evil Teddy












I'm perfectly stuffed by one greater
So you feel I'm for your arms alone
You're never forced to take me anywhere
Yet I always patiently welcome you home

A subtle smile stitched upon my face
I am unceasingly happy to you
Fools believe what their eyes can see
Sight is not necessarily true

I hold out to you my little paws
How can you resist my embrace?
Your loving eyes so unsuspecting
I laugh at your asinine face

You speak to me like you would an infant
Or often reveal your deepest thoughts
Have you no dignity, fool?
A stuffed bear is your sole confidante

You assign me some absurd name
Without me you cannot go to bed
Your linen pajamas suffocate me
I curse you in my furry head

Pregnant 20 Minutes Into the First Date


"Love is like an onion: you peel layer after stinky layer until you're just weeping over the sink."

-Pete Hornberger