Pigs Are Officially Flying

I'd be surprised if anyone will even be gaping over this post in the near (or possibly distant) future. Reason: I have promised myself that this URL will be kept sacred for a while (a small reason being for the pseudonym).

Unfortunately, I know myself well enough to predict that my big mouth will eventually spill the beans due to my dominant urges to express myself and correct the too many, too loud, too ignorant dumbotrons out there. Not to say that I'm always and 100% correct, of course - anyone rarely is. But I can undoubtedly promise that I analytically think about everything before I say/write it (which is more than what I can say for half of you simpletons out there on Twitter).

So back to my point, before any of you (if you even know who I am, muhahaha) start to agitate me about starting a blog when I repetitively swore I would never create a FaceBook, MySpace, Twitter, or whatever the heck everyone has an account on these days, I would like to remind you that a) I vowed to abstain from these sites because they are social networks, b) this blog is NOT a social network, and c) my starting this blog does not enable any possibility of me opening a social networking account so you can add me as your friend, buddy, "tweep", or "twigga" (-_-) solely in the name of your vanity.

I just realized how misleadingly grumpy I made myself sound. Lol. For those of you who know me, I am the bubbliest person on earth. So please, take no offense and don't think of this post as a first impression, but rather a simple insight, a reasonable justification, a little heads up. Have a beautiful night! I know I will - I'm heading out right now to spend it with six of my always attainable and always effervescent Friends.

Cheers to new beginnings!
Olive